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CCP Presents: Holiday Song Parodies & Videos! - Clear Conscience Pet

CCP Presents: Holiday Song Parodies & Videos!

Holiday Greetings, CCP Bark Team VIPs and all Dog Lovers!

'Tis the season to celebrate joy, love, and our canine companions! This year is extra special because Christmas night is also the first night of Hanukkah. This has only happened four times in the past 100 years!  

 In keeping with our tradition of silliness and JOY, we crafted some special CCP versions of Christmas Carol excerpts from “The Twelve Days of Christmas” and “Deck the Halls.” We also wrote a unique take on the classic Hanukkah song "I Have a Little Dreidel!"

These are shamelessly promotional lyrics, with references to SuperGravy, Lamb Airy Bark, Kelpy Chews, and Sliders. There is absolutely no disrespect to Christmas or Hanukkah intended! It’s all in the holiday spirit of fun and laughter. To get our wonderful and creative customers involved, we offered gift cards for those who would be willing to sing the songs on video.

We are thrilled that we have some very Creative and adventurous customers who took us up on the challenge! Enjoy the lyrics and check out the videos on You Tube! We think you’ll be surprised at the performers singing on some of these videos!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa from the Clear Conscience Pet family to you and your dogs!

The 12 Days of Dog-mas

Videos:

Lyrics:

On the twelfth day of Dog-mas, my Doggy gave to me:
Twelve tails a-wagging,

Eleven bowls a-cleaning,
Ten dogs a-dancing,
Nine noses sniffing,
Eight paws a-pouncing,
Seven chews for chomping,
Six bowls a-licking,
FIVE BARKS OF JOY!
Four Sliders treats, 
Three Airy Barks,
Two-oo Kelpy Chews,
And a bowl full of SuperGravy!

Lick the Bowls (to the tune of “Deck the Halls”)

Videos:

Lyrics:

Lick the bowls with SuperGravy,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Healthy dogs are never lazy,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Yummy meals, they're always craving,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!
Pour it on, their tails are waving,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

I Love My SuperGravy   (to the tune of “I Have a Little Dreidel”)

Video:

Lyrics: 

Super SuperGravy,
It’s tasty every way,
Just mix it up with water,
My gravy’s here to stay! 

Super SuperGravy,
I love it every day!
Mix it up with water,
Never take it away!

Wishing you and your family—furry and human—a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, and a season filled with love, joy, and wagging tails.

Happy Holidays from Clear Conscience Pet!